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237 dishes across 32 sections
NIBBLES
BRUSCHETTA
Tomatoes, garlic, basil
CHEESY BRUSCHETTA
Tomatoes, garlic, basil, melted cheese
ULTIMATE GARLIC BREAD
Soft tear and share buns, garlic butter
ULTIMATE GARLIC BREAD WITH CHEESE
Soft tear and share buns, garlic butter, cheese
PROPER STEALTH FRIES
CHEESE STEALTH FRIES
Curry ketchup
HONEY GLAZED PORK SAUSAGES
FISH BITES (cod)
Tartar sauce
FISH POPCORN
Curry ketchup
BEER BATTERED ONION RINGS
Spicy mayo
CAMEMBERT CHEESE BITES
STARTERS
VEGETABLE SPRING ROLLS
Sweet chilli dip
MEAT BALLS
Beef & Pork mince balls with jus
SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN STRIPS
Red white dip.
3 GRILLED LAMB KOFTA
Yoghurt mint dip
4 MINI ANGUS CHEESE BURGERS
TRADITIONAL NACHOS
Cheese sauce, jalapeños, fresh tomatoes
DEEP FRIED CALAMARI
Breaded & served with tarter sauce & lemon wedge
CHICKEN AND SPIANATA NACHOS
Diced chicken,cooked with onions, salami spianata and nacho cheese sauce
SALADS
ROYAL CHICKEN
Grilled chicken, lettuce, bacon, parmesan, croutons, tomatoes & Caesar dressing
ROYAL SALMON CEASER
Oven baked Salmon fillet, ricotta, lettuce, cucumbers, onions, peppers, black olives, parmesan, croutons, tomatoes & Caesar dressing
FISH & CHIPS
THE LONDONER FISH & CHIPS
Beer battered cod, mushy peas, tartar sauce & stealth fries
LONDONER HOT DOG
LONDONER HOT DOG
Grilled Frankfurter, crispy onions, melted cheese, Heinz baked beans & stealth fries
CLASSICS
BANGERS AND MASH
Cumberland sausages, mash potatoes & onion gravy
HALF ROAST CHICKEN IN A BASKET
Gravy & stealth fries
CHICKEN TIKKA MASALA
Served with basmati rice & pitta bread
PASTA
GARGANELLI CHICKEN TARTUFO
Chicken, mushrooms, spring onions, garlic, white wine & tartufo cream
STROZZAPRETI SALMON
Fresh salmon, garlic, spring onions, cherry tomatoes, Pernod, cream & tomato sauce
PACCHERI BEEF PORCINI
Beef chunks, porcini mushrooms, red wine, garlic, spring onions, jus, cream & Grana shavings
LINGUINE CALAMARI AND PRAWNS
Linguine cooked with calamari, cocktail prawn, garlic, butter, parsley, cherry tomatoes, flamed with pernod and a touch of lobster bisque
Burgers
BREADED CHICKEN BURGER
Shallow fried breaded chicken fillets, smoked cheese, lettuce, tomatoes & curry ketchup
MISS CHICKEN CLASSY
Grilled chicken breast, camembert cheese, bacon & mango chutney
THE LONDONER
Angus beef, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes & fried onions
THE BIG CRUSTY
Angus beef patty, fried crusty cheese, bacon, onion chutney, Branston pickles & BBQ sauce
SIR WELLINGTON
Angus Beef patty, mushrooms, BBQ sauce, Branston pickles, smoked cheese & onion chutney
THE BIG BEN
Angus beef patty, deep fried chicken fillet, fried crusty cheese, crispy bacon, onion chutney & BBQ sauce
Grills
280G FRESH GRILLED CHICKEN BREAST
Seasonal vegetables & stealth fries
RACK OF STICKY PORK LOIN RIBS
Southern honey & Jack Daniels sauce & stealth fries Half rack €17.95 / Full rack €25.95
THE KINGS BEEF TAGLIATA
300g beef flank steak, rucola, parmesan shavings, baby potatoes & cherry tomatoes
FRESH PURE ANGUS RIB EYE
300g grilled steak, seasonal vegetables & stealth fries
OUR PIES
Short crust pastry casing, pie filling, served with mash potatoes & gravy
SHEPHERDS PIE
Slow cooked lamb mince, mash potatoes, parmesan cheese & side salad
STEAK & GUINESS
Beef chunks, Guiness ale, root vegetables & gravy
PLATTERS
WEST END ORIENTAL PLATTER
4 pork ribs, meatballs, 2 vegetable springs rolls, fish bites, 2 lamb koftas, chicken wings, fish popcorn, 4 camembert cheese bites, stealth fries, garlic bread and dips
DRINKERS FAVOURITE
2 mini beef burgers, 2 lamb koftas, chicken wings, spiced honey pork sausages, 2 chicken strips, 4 pork ribs, meatballs, garlic bread, 4 onion rings, camembert cheese bites, stealth fries smothered in melted cheese
KIDS
Penne with tomato sauce
Hot Dog, chips & baked beans
Fresh chicken nuggets & chips
Fish & chips
Burger & chips
Something Sweet
SELECTION OF ICE CREAM 2 SCOOP
Chocolate, strawberry, vanilla,
SNICKERS
Biscuit base, nutty white chocolate, mousse, caramel, milk chocolate & roasted peanuts
NUTELLA TART
With vanilla ice cream & panna
APPLE CRUMBLE (served warm)
With warm custard
ALISON’S SOFT BAKED MILK CHOCOLATE COOKIE (served warm)
Cookie served with vanilla ice cream & hazelnut crumble
Something Sweet
OLD FASHIONED
Bourbon whiskey, brown sugar, angostura bitter, orange peal & cherry
MURDOC
Gin, strawberry purée, fresh pink pepper corn tonic water & lime zest
THE LONDONER
Gin, Prosecco, lime & Grenadine
APEROL SPRITZ
Aperol, sparkling wine & soda water
CLASSIC MARGARITA
Tequila, Triple Sec & fresh lemon
WHISKY SOUR
Bourbon whisky, fresh lemon juice, gomme syrup & egg white
AMARETTO SOUR
Amaretto, fresh lemon juice, gomme syrup & egg white
COSMOPOLITAN
Smirnoff vodka, Triple Sec, fresh lime & cranberry
TEQUILA SUNRISE
Tequila, orange juice & Grenadine
MOSCOW MULE
Smirnoff vodka, lime, mint, homemade ginger syrup & Fever Tree ginger beer
CAIPIRINHA
Cachaca, fresh lime & sugar
CUBAN MOJITO
Rum, fresh mint, lime, sugar & soda
FRUITY MOJITO
Rum, fresh mint, lime, sugar, soda & fruit purée [Choose from strawberry, mango, passion fruit or raspberry]
LONG ISLAND
Smirnoff vodka, Rum, Gin, Triple Sec/tequila, lime & cola
NEGRONI
Campari, Martini Rosso, Gin & your favorite topping
SEX ON THE BEACH
Smirnoff vodka, Peach Schnapps, orangé & cranberry juice
LONDON EYE
Amaretto, Southern Comfort, lime, passion fruit, raspberry & orange juice
ATOMIC DOG
Malibu, melon liquor, lime juice & pineapple juice
LOVELY JUBBLY
Smirnoff vodka, melon liquor, Peach Schnapps, orange juice, Grenadine, lime & cherry
JAPANESE ICE TEA
Smirnoff vodka, Rum, Gin, Triple Sec, Tequila, bitter lemon, melon liquor, lime & sugar
BLONDE GEISHA
Havana Club 3, Malibu, Frangelico, Monin passion fruit purée & pineapple juice
ESPRESSO MARTINI
Absolut vanilla vodka, Kahlua & shot of espresso Gomme syrup
MAI TAI
Dark Rum, White Rum, Amaretto, Triple Sec, pineapple juice, Grenadine & lemon juice
PORN STAR MARTINI
Absolut vanilla vodka, Passoa liqueur passion fruit purée, dash of lime juice & on a side shooter of Prosecco
SIGNATURE COCKTAILS
CUCUMBER WILDFLOWER*
Absolut vodka, lemon juice, apple juice, simple syrup & fresh cucumber
BEAUTY OF EARTH*
Bombay Gin, Blue Curacao, elderflower, orange juice & lemon juice
FLIRTY LADY*
Havana Club 7 Dark Rum, Amaretto Disaronno, lemon juice, passion fruit purée, vanilla syrup, raspberry purée, angostura & soda
CRIMSON BOTANICA*
Bombay Gin, Campari, lemon juice, simple syrup & fresh grape
ISLAND GLOW*
Gin monkey 47, lemon juice, simply syrup, passion fruit purée, butterscotch liquors & pineapple juice
FROZEN COCKTAILS
PINACOLADA*
Havana Club 3, coconut purée, coconut milk & pineapple juice
FRUIT DAIQUIRI*
Rum, fruit purée, fresh lime juice & sugar (Choose from strawberry, mango, passion fruit or raspberry)
FROZEN FRUIT MARGARITA*
Tequila, Triple Sec & fresh lemon (Choose from strawberry, mango, passion fruit or raspberry)
NON ALCOHOLIC COCKTAILS
VIRGIN COLADA
Coconut purée, coconut milk & pineapple juice
VIRGIN FRUITY MOJITO
Fresh mint, lime, sugar, soda & fruit purée [Choose from strawberry, mango, passion fruit or raspberry)
BLUE HAWAIIAN
Monin Blue Curacao, fresh lime, gomme syrup with Sprite
HURRICANE
Orange juice, fresh lime, pineapple juice, passion purée & dash of Grenadine
BEERS 'n' Ales
ON TAP 1/2 PINT 250ml PINT 500ml PITCHER 1.5ltr. BEER GIRAFFE 3.0ltr.
Cisk Lager
Excel
Heineken
Carlsberg
Stella Artois
Blue Label Ale
Guinness
BOTTLED
Shandy (250ml)
Cisk Excel (250ml)
Cisk Chill Lemon / Berry / Ginger & Lime
John Smith (500ml)
Erdinger Weissbier (500ml)
Erdinger non-Alcoholic (500ml)
Stella Artois (330ml)
Duvel (330ml)
Westmalle (330ml)
La Chouffe (330ml)
Leffe Blonde / Browns (330ml)
Budweiser (330ml)
Heineken (250ml)
00 Heineken (330ml) (Non alcoholic)
Sol
Estrella Galicia (330ml)
Birra Moretti (330ml)
CIDERS
Strongbow
Magners Irish Cider
Bulmers Original
Bulmers Berries & Lime
SPIRITS
Canadian Club
Jack Daniels
Jack Daniels Honey
Jim Beam
Famous Grouse
J&B
Johnnie Walker Red
Johnnie Walker Black
Johnnie Walker Double Black
Johnnie Walker Green
Johnnie Walker Blue
Chivas Regal 12 years
Chivas Regal 18 years
Jameson’s
Bushmills
Glenmorangie 10 year
Glenlivet 12 year
Ardbeg 10 year
Oban
Glenfiddich 12 year
Glenfiddich 15 year
Smirnoff
Absolut
Belvedere
Grey Goose
Gordon’s Dry
Gordon’s Pink
Beefeater
Bombay
Tanqueray
Hendrick’s
Monkey 47
Gin Mare
Malibu
Bacardi White Rum
Havana Club 3Years
Havana Club 7Years
Captain Morgan Dark
Captain Morgan Spiced
ALMECA Silver
ALMECA Gold
Tequila Rose
Don Julio Blanco
Don Julio Reposado
Don Julio 1942
Gin & Tonic
Gordon’s Dry Gin
Double Shot of Gordon’s Dry Gin, with lemon twist topped with Tonic water
Beefeater London Dry Gin
Double Shot of Beefeater London Dry Gin with fresh grapefruit wedge and fresh basil topped with Tonic water
Bombay Sapphire Dry Gin
Double Shot of Bombay Dry Gin with lime zest and fresh mint topped with Tonic water
Tanqueray London Dry Gin
Double Shot ofTanqueray London Dry Gin with fresh sliced lime, orange zest and fresh rosemary topped with Tonic water
Gordon’s Pink Gin
Double Shot of Gordon’s Pink Gin with fresh strawberry’s and fresh mint topped with Tonic water
Hendrick’s Gin
Double Hendrick’s Gin with fresh cucumber and fresh pink pepper corn topped with Tonic water
Monkey 47
Double Shot of Monkey 47 Gin with fresh cranberries and thyme topped with Tonic water
Gin Mare
Double Shot of Gin Mare with fresh lemon zest and fresh basil topped with Tonic water
Shooters (ALL AT €3.95)
TRAY OF 6 € 20 / TRAY OF 12 € 35
PINK PUSSY
Baileys irish cream, tequila rose
CAMEL TOE
Jagermeister, Malibu
BLOW JOB
Baileys, Kahlua, fresh cream
TERMINATOR
Tequila gold, absenthé
MONKEY BRAIN
Peach schnapps, baileys, grenadine
B52
Kahlua, baileys, cointreau
SLIPPERY NIPPLE
Baileys, sambuca
CUMSHOT
Baileys, butterscotch, cream
TOMORROW FREE SENSATION
Aftershock blue & red, vodka, sambuca
AFTER SHOCK
Blue or red
BABY GUINESS
Kahlua, Irish cream
SAMBUCA
Trays
VODKA RED BULL
12 MODEST €25 / 24 PLAYER €45
JAGER RED BULL
12 MODEST €29 / 24 PLAYER €49
JAGER
12 MODEST €39 / 24 PLAYER €59
AFTER SHOCK (BLUE OR RED)
12 MODEST €35 / 24 PLAYER €55
SAMBUCA
12 MODEST €35 / 24 PLAYER €55
TEQUILA SILVER
12 MODEST €35 / 24 PLAYER €55
TEQUILA GOLD
12 MODEST €45 / 24 PLAYER €65
